that is not my body. and even if it were i would never wear those shoes. but it isn't. in case you didn't realize how short i am and thought for a moment that one of them might be me.
but i did wear spanx to work today for the first time. ever. it seems like everyone wears them. so i should too. right?
by mid-morning i could no longer breathe.
by noon they had broken one of my ribs.
by mid-afternoon the high waisted spanx had scrolled their way down to my lower waist creating what looked like a fat roll. but it was a fat spanx roll. pretty sure they are supposed to cover up fat rolls, right? not create them.
i don't have a conclusion to this. or advice. or even a point, really. i am just confused by it all.
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